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🌟 I'll name a variable after you! $1

🎨 I'll add a comment that makes sense! $5

🚀 I'll actually use Git properly for a week! $10

🦄 I'll write unit tests (maybe)! $20

🏆 I'll stop using "password123" for everything! $50

👑 I'll finally learn what a monad is! $100